WTFWMJKD


what the f-ck would maynard james keenan do?
maynard james keenan is the lead singer of tool, a perfect circle, and puscifer.

descripes himself as “happily unmarried”
uses a paint ball gun to repel fans
i was about to kick some guys -ss but then i thought wtfwmjkd so i kicked his -ss any way.

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