Wuck


the twisted bit of paper at the top of a joint to keep the goods inside from leaking out.

rather like a candle has a wick, so a good joint has a wuck.
make sure you put a good wuck on that joint – the last time you didn’t and the weed all spilled out in my pocket.
when your “wenus” and “wagina” have intercourse. see the definitions for “wenus” and “wagina” for further clarification.
“watch out! your wenus almost wucked me!”
“wuck” refers to an individual who constantly and seriously f-cks everything up. this person may even mean well, but no matter what, will end up f-cking everything up. “wuck” can also be used as a verb in the form “wucked”.
john was trying to fix the hole in the wall, but made it worse. he really wucked up this time.
this actually is my name. i searched for it using the ‘look up’ bar, and found that will m already thouroughly described what most people mistake me for.
i use this name for gaming, as naming yourself after keanu reeves in the matrix trilogy or after some missile hanging underneath expensive jetfighters in the usa doesn’t really make sense to me.

my name’s origin is czechia, where it’d be written as wüzck. i believe it’s simply been abbreviated to wuck just like it happened in the g-dfather 1.

i would not want to describe it as a typo, since my w key is three positions away from my f key. who invented it, anyway?
f-ck
wuck you
wuckels
wuckeroni
whut the wuck

just name it … i’ll let you know wether i’ve already heard that one. probably, i have.
a typo of the original word ‘f-ck’ however is currently being used by some pathetic soul in some other persons bas-m-nt. basically used for humor porpuses, it may keep some of us amused for about 5 minutes before we get bored and move onto something else… like fruit salad. other than that, you really shouldn’t give a wuck.
“wuck you man, wuck you”
“that dan guy’s a wucker”
“what the wuck?!”
another word for f-ck except better because it starts with w. plus only straight up g’s use it.
toby: wow, check that chick, d-mn bro, i would wuck that pussay up. don’t you know her?

jason: sure tob, yeah she went to my old school, i think she likes you, get on that.

toby: cheah bro i think i might!

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