wumpkin


a pumpkin and a watermelon combined into one plant.
they had a wumpkin at the state fair!
i wonder what it’d taste like…
similar to blumpkin and crumpkin. the act of getting your w-ng sucked while deficating (sh-tting) while smoke some reefer (marijuana)..
bob- dude, you ever got a wumpkin?

jim- yeah man, they’re insane!!

bob- awesome dude, i’m about to go ask my girl for me.

jim- great.. hope you get it.
a lonely blumpkin. masturbating while dropping the kids off at the pool.
i went in to use the gas station bathroom and the girl behind the counter was a fox, so decided i needed an efficient wumpkin to release the tension.
when you get a bl-w j-b while playing world of warcraft
dude i got to level 70 while i was getting a wumpkin from bridget!
beautiful chris hoover
“he is a beautiful sugar wumpkin”

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