Wunderscheisse


a combination of german words “wunder” and “scheisse” meaning wonderful and sh-t to create the wonderful sh-t. wunderscheisse refers to the type of sh-t that comes out very quick and which does not require you to wipe your -ss afterwards.
if already part of the social slang of a group, can be reduced to saying”wunder.”
“dude where’s chris?”
“probably takin a wunderschisse…”

“where were you in math cl-ss man?”
“in da toilet, took the wunderscheisse of the week.”

“ahh! i ate a sh-tload of chicken with mayo, expecting a wunderscheisse tonight.”

-coming out of the toilet-
“chyeaa man! biggest wunderscheisse in ages, lets go have a celebratory beer somewhere.”

“man that gyros was rotten…”
“ahh f-ck, no wunderscheisse for me for a while.”

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