wurzel

a wurzel is a farming b-mpkin from the little hampshire village of portsmouth.
a straw-chewing wurzel: ize a right pompey dinlo ize is.
a wurzel is what supporters of other teams call a fan of portsmouth football club. it originated from the fact that their small band of followers, or wurzels, mainly come from the countryside and, with their hand-bell, drum and bugle, long blue wigs and fancy dress, have a rustic character.
john westwood is a wurzel.
a wurzel is a long but thin p-n-s. in the german language wurzel means carrot, and we al know the shape of carrots.
be realistic dude, with a wurzel you can never become a p-rnstar.
ssc slang for chewing gum. as in wurzel gummage = gum
‘oi mate i’ve just had some onions, have you got a wurzel?
the best song eva. as a somerseter (south west england) i can boast about having the wurzels. the beatles of the south west.
songs like; combine harvester, the blackbird, drink up thy zider. see also: wurzel
“i gotta brand new combine harvester, and i’ll give you the key…” –combine harvester
rhyming slang: wurzel gummage, dirty rummage.

to approach of a woman you’ve just met from the rear, part her -rs- cheeks and donate a rim-job. this differs from the “direct approach” where the woman lies back with her feet over her shoulders presenting her -rs- hole to the rimmer, thus negating the need to rummage around looking for it.
check her out! would you wurzel it?
soft in the head argricultural types
“you are a wurzel, a dirty wurzel, your only happy when making hay, your dads a scarecrow, your moms a nympho, she goes ooh ah ooh ah all day” – directed at football fans in or around the vicinity of yorkshire.

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