WWTD
what would tebow do
b. roethlisberger: to rape this drunk girl or not?
drunk girl: wwtd! wwtd!
b. roethlisberger: oh, you mean beat me in the playoffs?
acroynm for “what would tyrone do?” this acronym is mentally or verbally stated when the subject poses the inquiry of what tyrone (the epitomized representation of african-american males) would do in the given situation.
wwtd represents a modernized version of the acronym wwjd, “what would jesus do?” its usage has become increasingly popular and has begun to replace wwjd, for many find that the ability to think from the mindset of the young, black male is more relevant in today’s world than thinking from the mindset of jesus.
jose discovers a bag of marijuana stashed in the school’s restroom. he instantly thought to himself, “wwtd?”
jamal made a purchase from a local dealer, but it turns out that the dealer had hustled him. jamal asks his friend, paul, to back him up while he confronts the dealer. at this time, paul asked himself, “wwtd?”
what would tank do ? referring to a wise public figure in the northern territory of australia by the name of tank , a true veteran of the split second decision. before making any rash life decisions you must first consider wwtd ?
“would you like fries with that sir ?” “…………wwtd” “should we keep the baby honey ?” “………..wwtd”
wwtd = where would tony dine is a regional colloquialism based on facebook updates consisting of only what/where a person is eating, causing people everywhere to ask themselves… wwtd whenever hungry.
man, i’m starving wwtd??? oh yeah fuzzy taco it is!!!!!
who wants to drink?
-at a party-
host:wwtd?
everyone:we do!
what would towelie do? towelie is a recurring character/towel on south park who enjoys smoking marijuana and “getting a little high.”
“i don’t smoke marijuana, but if it’s vaporized i guess i’m not technically smoking it…hmmmm….wwtd?”
a modernized version of “what would jesus do?” which instead asks “what would till do?” referring to rammstein lead singer till lindemann.
after alice’s best friend spread a rumor about her, alice asked herself, “wwtd?”
her best friend was promptly tied up and set on fire.
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