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this is the procrastinatory action one does after realizing that others have already discovered and defined both qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and qazxswedcvfrtgbnhyujmkiolp. this act is also known to be -ssociated with deep feelings of heterospeceality, pent up frustration due to under-masturbation, loss of feeling in hands due to over–j-c-l-t–n, and being lonely in a small city with no friends and alot of work to do but no beer in the fridge to take your mind off things.
as i was masturbating for the 16th time that sunny monday morning, my numb left hand proceeded to tap the letter w on my computer which resulted in wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww’s all over the screen, as well as a load of j-zz, so instead of going to cl-ss like i had originally planned, i started making this definition.
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