Wyoming Toaster Strudel
can only be performed when a girl is on her period…the guy rubs ice cubes on himself to get his junk all tiny and shriveled (cold as wyoming). he then goes in the bedroom to watch the girl finger herself during this time of the month (strudel) while yanking his limp c-ck until he squirts a half-c-m on her belly (icing).
bret: i met this chick last night who was smoking hot. the only problem was she wasn’t on her period so i couldn’t give her a wyoming toaster strudel. i had my d-ck all cold and limp and ready to go too!
matt: that sucks. i don’t even touch my girl except that time of the month.
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