Wyoming Underground Railroad


a masterpiece of people-movement, crafted and executed by a particular conductor and homeowner of said underground railroad, with the -ssistance of the two railroad fire marshalls onboard, on the night of july 8th through the early morning hours of july 9th, 2011 in wyoming, ohio. several trapped persons were able to wait the disaster out, while others found themselves guided to safety against all odds, whether they were guided by a system of flags (posters for safety, crosses for danger), hidden in stealthy vehicles, or suicide missions through the woods. the unprecidented success of this branch of the wyo underground railroad will undoubtably spread throughout the town. all members aboard are remembered for their courage, trust in those around them, and their ability to start a new trend in fighting the system.
“oh sh-t, the fuzz is out front, should i open the door?”
“no, you f-cking dingleberry, didn’t you hear about the wyoming underground railroad? get these kids downstairs, we’re gonna be here for a while”

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