X Box Widow


a woman who’s husband regularly spends so much time playing x box instead of leaving the house that she begins to tell her friends her husband has died rather than admitting his pathetic addiction.
isn’t it kind of strange that there was no service for her husband? i think she may be trying to hide something by claiming to be an x box widow.
a girlfriend or wife who is denied s-x because of video gaming addiction
i’ve become a xbox widow because i offered david head, s-x or even -ss s-x and he refused s-x with me because he was gaming to many times to count and i need some s-x badly.

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