x-land
slang for the word cross-land.
to be an x-land, is to be a person that follows others around aimlessly like a lost puppy.
an x-land is unable to make s-xy-time with the opposite s-x due to lack of intrest and/or inability to have an erection.
an x-land also hovers behind you as you eat, making you extremely uncomfortable and can scare your chalupa right out your -ss.
an x-land may spit on you as they talk, try to keep your distance.
an x-land never stands like a normal human being, they will always stand much like morpheus from the matrix with their hands behind them, this makes an x-land easy to spot from afar.
an x-land is not capable of being productive, and is not good at their job.
the only way to defend youself from an x-land is to throw up your arms in a big “x” and repetedly yell “x-land, x-land i cast you out, you x-land.”
“the other day that x-land followed me around doing nothing as i ate my taco. when i turned around, he was so close behind me, i thought he was going to kiss me”
“i caught this one guy smoking a cigarette, drinking a diet c-ke, whacking-off, while praying to jesus as he watched a guy f-ck a donkey in the -ss. f-cking x-land…”
me- “hey x-land, what you thinking?”
x-land- “…..”
me- “thats what i thought.”
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