X-Turtle


immaculate. the most bout-it b-tch ever. never fu’in rep’d in a card game. unstopable. rapes his arch-nemesis lil’ g. in the face on a daily basis. watches over the household when you are away.
his name is synonymous with everything good in the universe.

also known as “n-gg- x.”
{in a heated contest} “dude, the ‘pute just play dragonfly… bring out n-gg- x!”

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