X26


x26 is a brand of taser devices. its one of the newest in it’s kind. it’s a taser that has what’s called xp. extra pennitration. what this means, is that it can easily pennitrate through lines of clothing, and then it causes the nmi effect. nmi is short for neuromuscular incapacitation. the x26 taser is full of compact features such as laser sighting, led flashlight, memory storage of events, an optional air cartridge that can fire up to 35 feet, and lots and lots of other wonderful features.
1. i tased him with the x26 taser, and he went to the ground just like that!!
2. ouch.
3. yes.
4. he wet his pants due to the nmi effect.

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