xaley
a very tall boss -ss b-tch who loves thai food and long walks to the fridge to get out more pizza rolls. because of her pizza roll giving nature she is loved by all.
wow, i can’t believe xaley got us more pizza rolls!
xaley is one of the most amazing people you’ll ever meet. she’s smart, s-ssy, talented, and acts like she’s an -sshole but really is extremely comp-ssionate and caring. she’s extremely smart (smart enough to go to harvard) and incredibly talented at everything she does. she will make you laugh so hard you start crying she doesn’t realize how perfect she is. if you find a xaley, never let her go.
“d-mn, i found me a xaley. never letting that b-tch go.”
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