xander/derp9999
19 year old trans, who says it has problems so it can’t get a job and sits on it’s computer all day. also has little money since it dated 12 year old girls who stole it all. is also a pedophile like pedo bear and targets 12 year olds over the internet to “date”. and will eventually want to meet the girls it’s dating over the internet
xander/derp9999: we’re going to meet up tomorrow right bb?
girl: yes alex <3 (nope i'm going to take your money and leave
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