Xani Alves


a merging of the benzodiazepine, xanax and the b-st–l brazilian soccer player dani alves, used when something is done in a relaxed manner yet with vigor and ferocity.
yo, when i came through with ruben and spat that hot fire i was on that xani alves tip.

or

yo, the other night i f-cked amandalynn on some xani alves sh-t

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