Xavi


a world-cl-ss centre midfielder from barcelona. keeps the team together. probably the best player in the world.
xavi is the best

did you see that sublime p-ss from xavi that split the defence apart?
now the spanish word for c-nt.
marcos: did you hear what he said?
carlos: yes i did, what a f-cking xavi
sha-vee (n.) (a.k.a. humphrey bogart) the love child of paul scholes and robert downey jr. – wild mushroom picker – expert back p-sser – and protector his two young b-tt buddies, lio messi and cesc fabregas

(v.) the act of self-righteously sh-t talking about every team that beats you or even comes close to beating you, while claiming that fc barcelona is the only team in the world that knows and wants to play football.

(v.) the act of gathering your whole team to surround the referee. then you cry and yell at him until you get the decision you desire.
dude, don’t xavi me. the object of football is to prevent and score more goals than the other team, not back p-ss and play monkey in the middle for 90 minutes

Read Also:

  • xaviano

    pernounced sah-vi-ano. also called xavi. is a extremely smart guy who lacks a bit of common sense. he is good looking and is known for making jokes. is really good at sports and, sometimes likes to correct people. he is ultimatley the coolest guy ever. ;d yes! they say he is a xaviano.

  • Xaviar

    master of death, the equivalent of life, bad -ss guitarist, prince of -ssholery, the meaning of existence, all around great guy, who seems modest at times. the process of being amazing… i’m such an xaviar!!! now bow down..

  • Xaviera

    p-rn star who wrote a book. rare species of name. s-xy and usually comes with a nice -ss. the x factor. “my name is xaviera” “savvy.. what? era?” -stares at -ss

  • Xanus

    wild and loving. a wildling that girl is a red haired x-n-s. shes wild

  • Xavier de Rosnay

    he is one of the members from the hit band justice, from france speaks englidh pretty well and is awsome. xavier de rosnay is cool and plays music


Disclaimer: Xavi definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.