XBox Coffin
the specially designed cardboard box sent by microsoft when your xbox 360 breaks, usually from the red ring of death.
note: you have to request this or they will only send you a sticker.
sh-t, i got the red ring… now i have to call microsoft and get them to send me a d-mn xbox coffin.
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