Xbox Done
xbox: errmahgahd
xbox 360: errmadshtiwf-ckjiizzallovermyscreen
xbox one: what the f-ck? f-ck that sh-t, i’m getting a ps4 :d
on the xbox one, you can’t use ‘used games’ (probably gonna put gamestop out of business), you require online service if you want to play on it, the xbox needs the kinect, and it’s always on even if you turn off the console, and it has ears, and eyes; so don’t go about jerkin’ your gerkin if you happen to be around it. and it’s expensive as f-ck.
the only perks to having an xbox one is that you can, you guessed it, watch tv on it. of course call of duty dlc bullsh-t comes out on it first, but everybody stopped giving a sh-t after mw3 amirite? and it will have a couple of pretty good exclusives.. that will come out on pc :/
xbox one? more like: xbox done
xbox, go home.
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