Xboxycontin


a highly addictive drug manifesting itself in the form of a certain popular electronic entertainment system. almost always ingested while breathing and regularly maintaining a supply of xboxygen.
steph: hey jane how’s it going with the new beau?
jane: ugh. guy’s a total loser. always getting his hourly dose of xboxycontin and playing call of duty i can’t seem to get him to f-cking focus more on me. i swear i am going to f-cking evict his -ss from my life any time soon.

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