Xenu Call


a loud high pitch call that summons the scientology lord xenu. famous actors known to have the special ability of the “xenu call” are: tom cruise, john travolta, l. ron hubbard, robert.
“ah man! did you just see tom cruise use the xenu call and summon the dark lord to forcefully kill/possess/give painful dingleberries to oprah?!”
“f-ck yeah man!”

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