similar to netflix and chill but watching xfinity instead
person 1: are we gonna have s-x tonight?
person 2: yeah babe, we’re gonna xfinity and loose your virginity
- clapping v*g*n*
when your kegs are open and you feel the sides of the cl-t moving . i was sitting with my kegs open and i felt my v-g-n- clap and its called the clapping v-g-n-
taking a non healthy food item and turning it into a healthier still tasty version. i’m gonna healtherize that pizza!
when your brother is also your uncle. i love hanging out with my brouncle, him and sistermom really get along.
puss hair so thick and well blended that it totally conceals any and all parts of the v-g-n-. she lost her bikini bottoms, but thankfully she had clamaflage
- asriel dreemurr
cutest cinnamon roll goat you’ll ever lay your eyes on did nothing wrong. he isn’t flowey you pr-cks that guy is so nice and sweet wow yeah he’s totally an asriel dreemurr