the act of providing a product or service that is so inadequate that customers are left with absolutely no recourse and no alternative. confined to enterprises having a monopoly, the business ethics of such an organization are reduced to the lowest possible minimum and are thus synonymous with excrement. when a company reaches xfinsh-ty status, customers cease to report problems as doing so is futile. since there is no compet-tion, the organization thrives by collecting payments and ignoring technical problems.
my cable service is so xfinsh-ty that i actually miss dialup internet… or .. have you seen how xfinsh-ty the comcast service lately? my friend used to call them for technical support but he was hung up on so many times that his head perpetually twitches.
#comcr-p comcast xfinity internet web tv monopoly ant-trust server dns computer
- free my n*gg*
a saying used by people who think that their n-gg- actually is innocent even though they probably actually broke the law person 1: “ayo free my n-gg- dog who ain’t do nothin” person 2: “aye fam what he do?” person 1: nah dog he ain’t do nothin. he only shot 3 people and stabbed the […]
when you are too sophisticated, important, and ent-tled to have integrity, like hillary clinton. when the police pulled me over for going 95mph in a 25mph zone, i told him that i had sophegrity, so he gave me a donut, apologized, and told me to drive at my own pace.
- beaner burger
a burrito just went to chipotle and had the best beaner burger ever
- cleaned the stall
performing oral s-x on the -ss. well he was mucking the barn, he went one step further and cleaned the stall.
- lebron j*zz
the lebron j-zz is when you jerk off and throw your j-zz in the air using the same motion that lebron james does before every game. stan made a mess when he lebron j-zzed all over his room.