xgee
a f-cking loser that lives in the sewer system in england. plays counterstrike on xbox and buys scouts on buy rounds for some reason.
putros: alright boys buy up
zehnger: i’m buying an sep.
xgee: * buys scout *
putros: gee why did you buy a scout you moron. omg this kid is throwing.
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