xilf
x-ray i’d like to f-ck
nurse – so what did you break?
chuck norris – someone’s face
billy – ohhh it hurts…. he freakin roundhouse kicked me!
nurse – here put your face on the table to take an x-ray
chuck norris – holy sh-t thats the finest xilf i’ve ever seen!
nurse – you can’t see x-rays they’re invisible.
chuck norris – maybe to you mortals but i’m chuck norris
nurse – oh yeah sorry i forgot.
acronym for “xylophone i’d like (to) f-ck”
d-mn holmes what a xilf! her keys are in all the right colors if you know what i mean! i mean i want to stick my c-ck in between them.
xenophobe i’d like to f-ck
their curious fear of strangers not withstanding, trolling for xilfs remains one of life’s finer pleasures. that and killing hitchhikers.
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