the best guitar ever from ibanez!
i played the xiphos today in the guitar store
a short greek sword that looks like a leaf at the edge. used by hoplites in ancient greece.
leonidas threw his spear at xerxes and immediately brandished his xiphos.
a beautiful girl who is shy at first then when she opens up she becomes a strong amazing woman that you can tell any of your secrets to oh jazeeba is such a lovely girl
- joe day
a g-y f-ggot who likes to suck his tiny c-ck but cant reach it when he bends over and gets b-ttraped by his dad “oi d-ckhead, what you doing, bending over in front of boys, who are you, joe day!”
- fuzz f*cker
anyone who ingages in b-st–lity. so, i heard you like sarah. i did, turns out she’s a fuzz f-cker.
a southernism characterizing the gettin filled up with the spirit of bewilderment and glee. when miss kathyann saw the size of those potato sacks, she hollerd, “sweetb-llsofjesus!”
- chocolate farmer
someone who eats a lot of -rs- he’s so full of sh-t he must have been eating it. what a chocolate farmer