having s-x to explicit hit music playing on xm satellite radio at a strip club.
“did you hear about that strip party at playboy mansion?”
“i did, i heard there were a lot of intimate pleasures and so much xm radio and chill.”
the state or quality of being flummoxed and having it impact a life decision without your consent “don’t blame me! i was flumpacted by her flumpactalisious b-tt!” ##flumpactalisious ##booty ##meeveryday
- giving the dog a bath
putting your b-lls in a woman’s v-g-n-. just like giving a dog a bath, it just won’t stay in there. dude. i was to giving the dog a bath but my jessica wouldn’t let me. now i got cold b-lls. whenever you tell you parents you’re gonna give the dog a bath. you ask your […]
when you specifically drive to play pokemon go. i’m going on a pokèdrive. when you specifically drive places to play pokémon go. im going on a pokèdrive.
- what relationship goals really are
those ‘relationship goals’ posts you see everywhere, do you think that really happens? no. lilly: i f-cking hate you, you’re such a gross sl-t kate: no you’re the gross sl-t lilly: lol we’re such real relationship goals kally. kate: i know lolol this is what relationship goals really are like
a girl who is very strange to unknown people. if you ever meet her don’t ever judge her by her looks;outside. she is funny, smart, fashionable,friendly, and pretty though she won’t admit it(unless her hair’s straightened) and loves listenin to music. it’s impossible to know this in the first meeting. she looks boring but if […]