Xpodus
xpodus – a call of duty “wannabe pro” his hidden name is remi, he doesn’t like attending to school and comes there rarely, his best mate xarth. he likes to quickscope and fails miserably in it. all he ever wanted to do is to impress xarth which he fails at also. xpodus stands for xplewzhion pewpew omg dumbnut urgh s-x? (based on his common check up line when meeting ladies)
xarth : why do you work so much for åge?
xarth : are you selling your body for him?
xpodus : well, he pays good so yes.
(everybody smiles and laughs together like in teletubbies)
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