xpox
a fast spreading disease. highly communicable among nerds, geeks, gamers, and haxors, the disease is spread by contact of the game “halo 3″.
symptoms include:
insomnia
dehydration
rapid weight loss or gain
atrophy of social life
atrophy of s-xual life
permanent damage to thumbs, eyeb-lls, and ears.
there is no known cure as of yet.
nic>”i dont think i’ll be able to make it in to work today”(deadly sounding cough).
boss>”oh? whats the matter? are you sick?”
nic>”yes(cough)i seem to have caught the xpox(sneeze) thats going around”
boss>”oh! well take all the time you need”.
nic>”thank you sir(wheeze)im feeling dizzy, i have to go now”
boss>”feel better. bye” (hangs up)
nic>(hangs up) “sucker!”(halo 3 music blares in the background)
a sh-t console that came from bill gates’ -rs- and shud be shoved back up there manually. copies every ps2 and gc games because it cant make any proper game of its own.
halo….pah tiara more like
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