Xurion


a last remaining species of the lolhobitnub’s. the creature resides in the lancaster area of the uk. although very elusive the xurion may be lured from its dwelling with a trap composed of cat hair and toothpicks. once caught he will grant you one wish, but soon after vanish into thin air only leaving the lingering smell of old women. on certain days it is also likely to see the xurion frolocking in the meadows of lancaster with his boy-toy zav
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