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• xylophobia

  xylophobia is a fear of wooden objects or forests. his xylophobia kept him from eating popsicles, because of the wooden stick.

• Xylophone abs

  when a man (or woman) has such toned abs that you could pick up a mallet and play them like a xylophone. blythe: man that guy has such great abs! sarah: yea, i could look at those xylophone abs all day…

• Xylophone Fuckery

  a word that relates to the act of mischief, foolery, acting r-t-rded. “what kind of xylophone f-ckery are those two twits up to now?”

• xylophoning

  banging ones c-ck on someone’s teeth while they are smiling

• Xylophus

  the rare purple rhinoceros. the purple rhinoceros is very aggressive in nature and will charge at if it feel’s threatened. poached for its thick strangely colored hide, and for its rare black ivory horn. also used to refer to a raging colored male. the heuk gwai, was a major xyolphus. and for those not chinese: […]

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