Y-Wing

noun: any exceptionally large “camel-toe” or overly large l-b–s on a human female. usually caused by a combination of excessive s-xual intercourse, v-g-n-l mutilation, wearing tight pants with no underwear or wearing a g-string 2+ sizes too small.
g-d d-mn, you see the y-wing on that b-tch? if she spread her legs i bet she could fly.
despite its age, the ship has been one of the mainstays of the rebel alliance and saw notable duty at the battle of yavin, during which the imperial death star was destroyed. prior to the introduction of the x-wing starfighter, y-wings were the flagship fighters of the alliance. the twin-engine y-wing, at sixteen meters long, is a multipurpose ship that was originally designed as a compromise between a full-fledged attack fighter and a heavier bomber. the durable starfighter can give and take a great deal of punishment, but they don’t have the payload capacity or the speed, stealth, and the maneuverability to compete with modern imperial attack fighters. the rebel alliance has flown more y-wings than any other fighter and has used a number of different configuration for a variety of mission profiles. it isn’t uncommon for a y-wing to be stripped down for -ssault runs against imperial convoys and then be refitted by rebel technicians for a heavy bombing run against an imperial base. y-wings also find use on diplomatic escort missions and for long-range patrols. the btl-a4 y-wing (lp), or long-probe-cl-ss, has extra provisions, more powerful sensors, and a sophisticated navigation computer specifically for patrol duty. the y-wing has three main components. the forward c-ckpit module houses the pilots and weaopons systems. a reinforced sp-ce-frame central spar stretches back from the c-ckpit module; the y-wing’s ionization reactor and hyperdrive/astrogation hardware are crammed into this narrow frame. a cross wing housing the main power cells ataches at the back of the spar, with the two powerful sublight ion drives on either end. the c-ckpit module has thick armor plating. the pilot controls a pair of forward laser cannons and twin proton torpedo launchers. a turret-mounted ion cannon is directly behind the pilot. like the x-wing, an r2 or r4 astromech droid fits snugly into the droid socket behind the c-ckpit and monitors all fight, navigation, and power systems. the droid can also handle fire control, perform simple inflight maintenance, and reroute power as needed. the r2 unit also stores hypersp-ce jump coordinates.
wow, i must really be a nerd to know all that!!