Ya Khomeini


what shias in iran vehemently scream as they commit ritual acts of self abuse upon themselves ; often by the vicious slapping of ones forehead causing intense bleeding and/or demonic possession.
-mon-browed man with a bald head- ya khomeini ya khomeini

-innocent westerner in a harris tweed jacket- eww did something go down your throat, and die?
-mon-browed man with a bald head- it did not die…shishmei!!!

Read Also:

  • yakhi

    it is literal arabic for “my brother”. it is meant to be spelled and pr-nounced “yaa akhy”, but its widely used and understood as “yakhi”. its mainly used by arab youth, or youth who’ve been brought up in parts of the middle east. synonymous to an american/canadian youth’s use of bro,dude,man,guy. (uk version: see bruv) […]

  • Crankenhouse

    a b-st-rdization of the german word “krankenhaus” meaning hospital. the place you go when you are cranked. he whent to the crankenhouse cuz he broke his face

  • Electrofuk

    the act of f-cking your girl, doggy style, then when your about to -rg-sm you grab the tazer you hid under the pillow hours earlier and taze your woman. as she convulses you will have the best -rg-sm ever, and she might too… but who knows? (make sure to wear a rubber otherwise the joke […]

  • Staley

    v.- 1. to slowly fade from social scenes and become reclusive altogether. 2. to die of a drug overdose. in reference to layne staley, lead vocalist of grunge band alice in chains. person 1: dude, where has joe been? person 2: i dont know man, he staley’d.

  • dirty hole

    the lowest hole on a bi-ped, the -ss hole i got a case of the stink finger when my finger poked through the paper while wiping my dirty hole b-gg-ry involving a dirty -n-s. they didn’t have showers or toilet paper on the boat to africa, so they all played a game of idrty hole […]


Disclaimer: Ya Khomeini definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.