ya mule


a phrase used by only the most bad-ss of men to incite raw strength and fort-tude. it is used in times of great struggle to invoke motivation, or as a battle-cry to make enemies cower. it is said that only bad-ss men are capable of using the phrase; this is because if a male without the proper testicular fort-tude so much as utters the phrase, his d-ck will fall off, making him not a man by definition. furthermore, if a woman uses the phrase with enough gusto, she will actually sprout a p-n-s, making her a bad-ss man- a man with t-ts.
bad-ss #1: “dude, i don’t know if i can do another c-ck pushup! i dont have the strength!”

bad-ss #2: “use the force!!’

bad-ss #1: “ya mule!!! yaa!!!” –p-n-s extends another foot– “oh there we go”

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