Yachats


a magical town filled with stoners, h-m-s-xuals, mushrooms festivals and steve erwins vacation home.
crystal lives in yachats because she’s a ninja.

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  • Etheopian tired

    when you are so tired that you would let flys crawl on your eyeb-lls. usually happens when working long hours in the canadian bush. johnny: “dude why don’t you wipe those f-cking flys off of your face” ricky: “f-ck that dude i’ve given up” johnny “whoa dude you better go have a rum, you’re etheopian […]

  • Purple yogert

    the is what you call a girls virgin blood mixed with a guys s-m-n. happens normally after a guy -j-c-l-t-s the first time and then keeps going on till he -j-c-l-t-s a second time. my girl-friend was just covered in purple yogert after i got done with her.

  • dumpsterbate

    beating off while sitting on the toilet taking a sh-t, usually done to save time. hold on, i need to go dumpsterbate

  • dundilus

    a dundilus is a large wart containing 3 or more exceptionally long strands of hair in it’s fungus. i had a big dundilus growing in between my toes!


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