Yacumkah


(n)a yamakah that has been j-zzed in. for the use in a practical joke.(not to be used in real life only if the jew is seriously annoying).

(v)yac-mkah-ed. to perform a practical joke, which consists of someone j-zzing in a jew’s yamakah. hopefully getting them to wear the once a simple and plain yamakah, now a yac-mkah so that it sticks to their head.
dude: “you just got yac-mkahed.”
jew: “dude wtf, now my head is all sticky.”

john – “dude this jew tried pouncing on me to get my quarter, right?”
dan – “yeah?”
john – “and his yamakah fell of, right?”
dan – “yeah?”
john – “dude i yac-mkah-ed in it.”
dan – “dude, that’s the last time that yamakah falls off!”

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