Yahtard


a chatter who knows just enough information to make him/herself feel superior to others. one who spends his/her days googling information to use later in chat rooms to make fellow chatters “ooooh and ahhhh” over them. usually a person who’s only contact with other humans is the internet. this person quite possibly e-mails al gore on a regular basis, thanking him for creating the internet that has enabled him to aquire so many “friends”.
you’ll find yahtards in various rooms as well. almost always followed by a group of sheep-like chatters who worship the keyboard he/she types on. you can detect a yahloser by the topics he/she chooses to partic-p-te in.. and the lengths they’ll go to – to prove their intelligence. they often pretend not to care about other’s comments in the public room, yet get very defensive and start using child like behavior.

yahtard of the month : a tie – faust, and cinnamon

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