Yahtzeeism
a newly created elaborate, surreal -n-logy for, well, anything. often insulting you, your s-xuality or members of your family or all of those.
named after yahtzee, the mastermind behind the escapist’s zero punctuation feature.
you: who the f-ck would want to invade america? it’s like having a stinking, incontinent gorilla at home, who viciously savages you, every time you try to give him free healthcare.
your friend: -sshole, stop paraphrasing zero punctuation! at least make your yahtzeeisms.
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- Yahtzee Sauce
a guy’s c-m after he m-st-rb-t-s. yup. oh sh-t. i got yahtzee sauce on my bed sheets.
- Yahtzee to Nazi
when a person goes from jovial and friendly to furious and belligerent at the flip of a switch. mitch-ll and robert were about to sh-g lena when her sister, summer, all of the sudden went apesh-t then yahtzee to n-z- on them, thus having sh-t on mitch-ll and robert’s chances to hook up with lena.
- yahtzeeugar
a midjet with a bong beigger than him holy cr-p that id has a yahtzeeugar
- Yahtzegazm
the pure excitatory effect in response to achieving a yahtzee. “oh my god!! oh my god!! did you see that?!?!? oh, oh, ohh, oohhhh, i just had a yahtzegazm!!!”
- Yahtzey
a realy hot female that you wish your buddy or partner to recognize and do up the b-tt. your at the beach and “yahtzey”