yakatori
simply speaking, a yakatori is an action that is performed against another person. the action consists of a person squatting naked over a sleeping persons face. the squatting person spreads his/her -ss cheeks and inserts the sleeping persons nose into his/her -n-l cavity. at this point, the squatting person lets go of his/her -ss cheeks, officially squishing the nose within the -n-l cavity and thus successfully completing a “yakatori.”
“hey buddy, you look like you have some hersheys on your nose. did someone yakatori you last night?!”
“holy sh-t! did you hear levin got yakatoried in his sleep last night?!? that sh-t is hillarious!!”
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