Yakov Smirnoff
late cold war-era comedian popular for the “in soviet russia” jokes.
“yakov smirnoff is now 54 as this word is defined.”
-me
“in america, you watch television. in soviet russia, television watches you!”
-yakov smirnoff
after you j-ck-ff your load onto your partners face, you schmear the tip of your p-n-s anywhere on their face, preferably on the upper lip.
“after i gave my girl a ‘zombie’ last night, i gave her a yakov smirnoff right across her upper lip and nose. man was she p-ssed!!”
adjective; someone who has caught a vodka buzz and is growing excessively talkative and or violent is said to be “yakov smirnoff”
i aint touching that potato sauce, i get totally yakov smirnoff.
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