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1) to obtain a level of awkwardness which renders others speechless, confused, and hurt.

2) to be recognized as posessing complete and utter social inept-tude.

3) a word to describe a ten-second void of any speech or thought during a friendly group conversation due to an individual’s awkward comment.
-hey guys. wanna hann gout?

–insert awkward comment in any given fun conversation- now wait 10 seconds. follow up with a change in topic in hope of losing or disintersting submitter of awkward comment

-person 1: “sh-t man, my parents want to talk to me about s-x and sleeping naked with girls.” person 2: man that’s f-ckin’ yakward.
1) to ask painfully awkward questions meant to result in self advancement or satisfaction.

2) to engage in an act so horribly unintelligible that a rock would have used more commen sense, then, upon recognizing one’s own decisions as mindless and absolutely r-t-rded, attempting to play off the situation like one meant to act in that manner. (see example 2).
1) “hey guys…is that yummy house?…ahhh it’s kfc?…ahhh…mind if i try a bite?…no?…ahhhhhhh…come on man, just a little taste!…”

2) -scenerio: three people in a room watching tv-

yakward individual (yi): “oh no! i’ve spilled an entire big-gulp of c-ke all over your rug”

others: “it’s cool man, just pick it up…no problem”

yi: -scratching head/belly- “uhh, ohh…uhh what do i do…uhhh…”

others: “dude, there’s some paper towels right there…”

yi: “ahhh hold on………..”
-10 minutes later, yi re-enters room-
-spraying windex onto the c-ke-soaked floor over and over-

others: “what the h-ll are you doing?…”

yi: “the bottle said “all purpose cleaner”
…”i’m going to be a doctor.”