Yamaha Blumpkin


a vehicle used to for cascading the soil dunes of any central slash state (e.g maryland). the rider is known to wear a fake fake-digital camo jumpsuit and be goofy at all times. for the vehicle to be considered a yamaha blumpkin, the rider must taking a sh-t at all times while on the vehicle.
“yo dude that guy totally shredded while on his yamaha blumpkin today.”

“did you see that power ranger shred on that yamaha blumpkin?”

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