yank-yogurt


an alliterative term referring, via innuendo, to male -j-c-l-t-. used when other forms of alliteration for this purpose have been exhausted.

a hip, crafty way to refer to masturbating to get teens interested in what you’re saying through the use of humor and wit.
“i’m writing this soon-to-be-bestselling teen novel and i need a rad way to say ‘j-zz’, but i’ve already used ‘man-mustard’, ‘girth-gravy’, ‘spank-sauce’, ‘ball-bullion’, ‘fap-fondue’, ‘shaft-soup’, and ‘junk-juice’. if i can’t find at least one more innuendo to refer to jerking off, my book will fall flaccid! i just don’t know what to do!”

“why not use ‘yank-yogurt’?”

“‘yank-yogurt!’ how could i have forgotten??!!”

-bestselling author-

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