Yankee Rose


an extremely attractive, american woman. so attractive that you star talking to a guitar.
woah! she’s beautiful! i’m talkin’ about a yankee rose.
the last words in the satanic bible, which ends with a stamp reading only “yankee rose”, in all capital letters, and in slightly inkier typing. the meaning of this is a matter of speculation, and remains a mystery, to both the public and satanists alike.
david lee roth’s song “yankee rose” came out around the time of the “satanic panic” hysteria of the 1980s, a time when many rock bands were falsely accused of practicing or promoting devil worship, or including subliminal messages on their alb-ms.
when an uncirc-msized male uses his thumb and forefinger to pull up the foreskin around his p-n-s making it look like a rose.
my friend showed his girlfriend his yankee rose before s-x and she freaked out!

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