Yankophile

somebody who dresses, speaks, walks and generally behaves like they hail from the us of a when in reality they live with their mum in a bungalow in chipping norton. they bounce when they walk, high five at every available opportunity, talk really loudly and listen to rnb or gangster rap. some yankophiles also have a habit of hitching one trouser leg up to their knee. they are hated by everybody apart from the other inbred, binge eating, gangster wannabe miscreants they hang around with.
a: “did clive have polio when he was a kid? he seems to be limping.”
b: “no, he’s a yankophile”
a: “has he lost a lot of weight? that vest top looks like a nightie”
b: “no, he’s a yankophile”
a: “i can’t understand a word he’s saying. he seems to be talking in some sort of ghetto speak and his fingers look all contorted like he has spina bifida”
b: “don’t worry! he’s just pretending to be something he’s not in a misguided attempt to gain some sort of respect from his peers. he lives with his mum in a sleepy cotswold town and isn’t any more gangster that my nan. f-cking useless, drawling yankophile.”