Yaoleif
a postmodern abstract concept whose definition is entirely context dependent.
“remember that time when i saw you at the supermarket? that was so yaoleif!”
“she told me likes to go to the beach. how yaoleif!”
“sorry, i don’t date yaoleifs.”
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