yard-care Mexican


a yard-care mexican is one of those hardworking men who tend the yards and do the landscaping for many homes and businesses in america. they also hang sheet-rock and finish concrete. at least ten yard-care mexicans can fit in a ford gran torino, and up to a dozen can ride in the back of a chevrolet pickup truck. (also known as a “chebby,” in the spanglish language that they utter.) they frequently grin, but seldom smile, especially toward white people. yard-care mexicans are seen driving ten miles-per-hour slower than the rest of any traffic, and often const-tute a roadway hazard. this is not a fault of the yard-care mexican, but only the natural result of a person having a donkey or burro as their first car.
1. be careful of that chevrolet pickup towing that trailer full of brush and yard refuse. that vehicle is being driven by a yard-care mexican!
2. yo, dude, don’t hit on that mexican woman, her yard-care mexicans sons will cut you!
3. those yard-care mexicans worked all day for me… it is unfortunate that the immigration police showed up with the white van… i didn’t even get to pay them!

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