Yard Monkey
the smell that people have, particulary children, that have been playing outside all and have a yard like sent to them.
when little johnny came in from playing outside with his friends his mother looked at him and said, “you smell like a yard monkey”.
similar to porch monkey, except instead of random people hanging on porches, they’re on they’re ghetto yard instead.
lady: dar-rell, you still in yo yard?
dar-rell: yeeahhh, i have so much swag i don’t even needa be doing anything in it.
lady: you yard monkey lookin’ n-gg-, you.
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