Yard Nazi
yard n-z-:
a person or persons that go over-board keeping their yard and gardens meticulous.
spending at least 2 hours a day on yard work year around.
and/or placings all types of yard decorations out to celebrate various holidays to accessive amounts.
my yard n-z- neighbor mowed his gr-ss for the 5th time this week!
bill is such a yard n-z- that his holiday display doubled his electric bill in december!
a suburban neighbor who systematically overcuts the lawn,leaving a raised line of gr-ss delimiting one’s yard from the yard n-z-‘s. usually mows just before the neighbors, even before sunrise.
life partner 1: “dear, why are you in such a rush to mow?”
life parneter 2: “i’ve got to beat the yard n-z-.”
a hired person who walks around school campuses, strictly, and wrongfully, enforcing rules which may or may not exist.
1. mrs. king is a yard n-z-. 2. those yard n-z-‘s are getting on my nerves…
a small ornamental statue in the form of a 1940’s n-z- soldier. it is placed in the lawn or garden for decoration. very similiar to garden gnomes.
some members of mrs. jackson’s garden club found her yard n-z- to be a colorful, yet offensive addition to her outdoor decor.
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