yard yeti
a yard yeti is a child usually between the ages of 12 and 17 years that awoke from adolescent hibernation early and hasn’t quite reached full human development. they aren’t self controlled enough to be turned loose on the general public but they already know everything, just ask them. they’re unpredictable in regard to behavior and most frequently show signs of deafness even when yelled at. they generally use only grunts and snipes but can be clearly understood with calls such as “i’m bored” and “i’m hungry”. the male of this species is known to eat everything in sight! and the female attracts others of their species that are just as obnoxious. topping a 10′ high electric fence with razor wire sometimes helps keep the males at bay, but they are sneaky little devils.
i just walked in from the garage and both of your yard yetis looked like they were up to no good!
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